Mother fucking god damn it, why am I doing this to myself?

FULL NAME: Given – Szeto Ka Long, Chosen – Alex, Full – Alex Ka Long Szeto

BIRTHDAY: Sep. 29, exactly 10 days short of my cousin’s birthday

STAR SIGN: Scorpio

AGE:21

WHAT ARe U LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Silence. I’m not a multitasking person; When I listen to music I’ll only listen to music.

WHAT IS SITTIN NEXT TO U RIGHT NOW? $500 dollar worth of art books and art reference books, and my computer.

LAST THING U ATE? Homemade dinner. Tonight is strictly a vegetarian menu.

WHO DO U WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF UR LIFE WITH? Someone too close and too far away from me.

WHERE DO U WANT TO GO ON UR HONEYMOON? Middle of nowhere, like Ireland.

FIRST DAUGHTERS NAME? Probably Celestria, if I can get away with it.

FIRST SONS NAME? Jamus, if I can get away with it.

WHO (or what) MAKES U HAPPY?: Games.

HOW MANY BUDDIES ON UR LIST? Rediculously small list.

WHO DID YOU LAST PHONE? Home, telling my parents I’m going to AI.

IF U COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT UR SELF WHAT WOULD IT BE? That I’m either someone else or I was never born.

HAVE YOU EVER HATED ANY PERSON IN YOUR FAMILY? Everyone and no one.

FAVOURITE……………

VEGETABLE: Oriental cabbages, sweet pepper, onions

CANDY: Anything not too sweet.

DRINK? Pepsi.

MOVIES? The Matrix.

BAND? Any band who can enunciate.

SINGER? See band.

TV SHOW? The Simpsons, bar none.

JEWELLERY? Precious rocks. I’ve been told in the past that amethyst will restore my spirituality balance, so I’ll go with that for now.

NUMBERS? No clear favorites.

FAV MONTH? December. Decembers in my life are usually filled with joys and miracles.

NIGHT OR DAY? Night.

SUN OR RAIN? Sun with partial clouds.

SCARY OR HAPPY MOVIES? Happy.

FAV SAYING? Other people’s favorite sayings. (I’m not kidding)

GOING TO UNIVERSITY? Will be my last year.

HAVE YOU EVER………..

LOVED SOMEBODY SO MUCH IT MADE YOU CRY? I cried before. I am crying. (I’m not kidding, damn it!)

DRANK ALCOHOL? Not… yet. A can of beer had been sitting in the fridge for about a year now. I’m depressed and I’m mighty tempted.

TAKEN DRUGS? Not any illegal ones. I’m prone to chow down vitamin C pills like candies though.

BROKEN THE LAW? piracy, stealing, viewing adult materials without a parent’s permission/supervision, jaywalking, hit and run, copyright infringement, forging signatures, and many others I cannot remember.

BROKEN A BONE? Skull. More than once, if I remember correctly, but like I said, I broke my skull before.

CHEATED ON TEST? No, it’s usually losers who cheat on my tests who sit next to me.

SKINNY DIPPED? God no.

PLAYED TRUTH OR DARE? Online, which makes “truth” or “dare” completely oblivious to cheating.

FLASHED SOMEONE? Dear God no.

MOONED SOMEONE? For the love of God and all that was holy, No.

BEEN IN A PHYSICAL FIGHT? With my brother, with my friends, with my enemies, with my parents.

RODE IN A POLICE CAR? Once after an accident where the car got totaled.

COME CLOSE TO DYING? If suicides count.

BEEN IN A SAUNA? Not yet, but want to.

BEEN IN A HOT TUB? Nihon de ofuro ni haieta.

SWAM IN THE OCEAN? Back in Hong Kong.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE FOLLOWING………..

SCARS? I think they should be avoided if possible, unless you’re going for the tough look.

COUNTRY MUSIC? I like it, actually, but I will not admit it to others.

CLASSICAL? Selected few. I can’t enjoy a piece unless I understand the state of mind of the composer and the purpose of the piece.

OPERA? Not particularly, mainly because I can’t understand jack shit.

AEROPLANES? They’re enjoyable vehicles of transportation. And I don’t despise meals served on the plane, they’re generally quite delicious.

AMUSMENT PARKS? It’s only as fun as the people you go with.

WHAT IS…………

YOUR GOOD LUCK CHARM? Don’t believe in it.

WORST SONG U EVER HEARD? Half of what is being produced by the music industry.

DO U SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? Before I move to the states. I gave away my collection when I moved.

MOST PRIZED POSSESSION? A hard drive full of archived works of things I’ve made in the past.

ARE YOU…..

GOOD ACTOR/ACTRESS? Back in grade school, I was.

GOOD DANCER? No.

SHY? Duh.

GOOD STORYTELLER? No, I can’t seem to grasp the English language when it comes to story telling.

HAVE YOU EVER HAD……….

CHICKEN POX? No.

A COLD? Long ago.

STITCHES? More than a couple on the head.

BLOODY NOSE? Yes.

CANCER? I wouldn’t know.

SURGERY? Two emergency ones for my head.

HOSPITALISED? Not yet.

DO YOU……

ENJOY PARKS? See amusement park.

LIKE SCHOOL? See amusement park.

LIKE TO PARTY? See amusement park.

WOULD YOU…..

EAT A LIVE HAMSTER FOR A MILLION DOLLARS? If I am allowed to eat a digestable chunk of it over the course of a year, yes.

GO TO A HANSON CONCERT IF YOU HAD A FREE TICKET? Alone? Why the fuck?

GET ANYTHING PIERCED OTHER THAN YOUR EARS? Not even my ears.

KILL SOMEONE YOU DIDN’T KNOW FOR 15 BILLION DOLLAR? If I can be certain that I would not get caught and there would be no strings and ties after the murder, yes.

IF YOU WERE STUCK ON AN ISLAND, WHO WOULD YOU WANT WITH YOU?: A girl I’m in love with.

WHAT THREE THINGS WOULD YOU TAKE FROM YOUR HOUSE TO AN ISLAND WITH YOU? Since any supplies will be exhausted and electronical appliances are virtually useless on a deserted island (which is the assumption), a knife, flint or other fire starting stones, and a crate of instant noodles. If I’m just stranded on a tropical island with power and shelter and I just need something to pass the time, then I’ll carry alone my computer, my sketchbook, and my GBA.

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE MOTTO? Had one before if you look a few surveys back, but don’t have one anymore.

IF YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE AND IT WOULD HURT THEM IF THEY FOUND OUT,WOULD YOU TELL THEM? Never, but only because I’m incapable of telling in the first place.

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