Okay, so here’s the citizens of Azeroth, just chillin’
So one day, the alliance decides those Crossroad sons of bitches are goin’ down, so we launched our nuke at Crossroad
While that’s on its way the horde is like “shit shit who the fuck is shooting at us? Oh well, fire missiles!”
Now the alliance is like “fuck, we’re dumbasses”
Meanwhile, the people down in the underground trams are still going “WTF Mate”
… But assuming we don’t blow ourselves up, us Stormwind humans just have to work on Stormwind breaking off from the alliance.
To go hang with Onyxia.
Night elf females can come too.
THE END