Watch the speech first…

Howard Dean’s Iowa Caucus Concession Speech

Then check out the remixes.
Dean Goes Nuts

You know, it’s about time we start supporting some crazy bastards who will shake up America for better or for worst… you know, sort of like the Governator. Unfortunately, Dean doesn’t have the Hollywood connection to back him up… damn. Oh well, same as usual then. The moderately intelligent Americans win. See? That’s why I don’t vote even if I have the right to.

Another BabelFish translation classic.

Chinese->English->Japanese->English

That day, my dog…
Plain gauze forest Germany

Thought of caste I, there is no he. Return?

Every day early morning 9. Concerning I and Mimi everything, it sits down together. First, human my dog on eye of ladder, Pero Pero. Is he the day 9 year old? Therefore I think and am high. Him? 9.

Concerning the return… You didn’t know that he is happy? The apartment – my apartment, is small, just 1. Pero Pero and Mimi, Life? Spatial? It isn’t? But, am I very happy? Him, in addition is there a happiness very? Mimi! Therefore, do I desire him quickly return?

“Mimi thought, I… There is no that day? The separation it is high.”, I. Cream color? Onamot. There is no he.
But I, Mimi, oven am him who is thought very my every day. Think of a certain thing early morning and am high.

It waits for 1st him? On the 5th, Mimi period? Mimi submissive, simultaneous and so I, “Does he return? After, It is together, he apologizes, it is good? ” It has. Mimi. Mimi. You see Side? The good meaning “Meow-“. I, that being you thought that!

Very strange? Is Mimi one? But is Pero Pero Dog? But Mimi and Pero Pero very happiness. Each other of total of other dog. I handle which entirely is not. But, is there Mimi and a Pero Pero same place? It is large?! That day I of store. You look at small Mimi and small Pero Pero, shop next. Mimi and Pero Pero? It is large?! Is similar size total of the dog? I, Him, Perhaps… very Him… Entirely. Next, I, when it is Mimi cream color, white and the center which are think Pero Pero and am high. Does my rag which is Color and yellow white! Perhaps, Designate the color as cream condition. Romantic Ohio state which is at the yellow white room where onamot and the white dog is good. you play together! However, First store The way it has, you see… being From Mimi Pero are many Pero, but very extraordinary. You see, with large method, Bully!

In addition, as for the small dog perhaps, very it is. With Mimi, where it does not withstand me entirely, you must be hard on, is the damage given?

Pero Pero! The spleen of Pero Pero! But it is better than Mimi in order to think of me. as for me, That day, Pero Pero the dividing we would like to manage me certainly, it is high. Therefore talent doesn’t return.

That day, does I occur morning quickly? You look at Pero Pero, Person of guest, The center of gusto which you see. Mimi is normal state than Pero, so to be more excessively Pero, much certain? Am I unhappy completely, You see? It is not the place in the entire family and there is a Pero Pero item which was seen frequently, simply. But eyeball, dog Ye! It is classified! In addition it cannot understand! The thought of Pero Pero, Adult? It doesn’t wait. Therefore, I to be very fast Room, In guest It goes. Therefore when jump Mimi certainly presumes just with thought in my center, immediately and Pero Pero which is placed, Mimi. Pero Pero at that breakfast, diligently It goes. Fruit, I. It has jump in Pero of the Pero body Pero “of Wang”. That Center, Does the monk become? I does. it is good.

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But, Pero Pero, it arrives, It went?

More about O2Jam

There are good news and bad news:

Good news is, the game is actually a LOT harder than I thought. The difficulty of the song goes from a scale of 1 to 15 (currently the highest number), and after finally downloading all the songs in the song list (there are hours with less traffic when I can download at 200KB/s), I discover that I can’t even play most songs ranked difficulty 6. The main reason, of course, is that I’m terribly out of practice playing Beatmania and so I naturally suck, but then, it brings us to the…

Bad news, which is I’m running problems into hitting multiple keys at the same time in the first place. See, maybe you don’t realize it, but your keyboard is not meant to take in more than two simultaneous inputs. Back in the days when my brother and I share the same keyboard to play 2 player fighting games, we realized that when some keys are held down, others would not respond at all (thus I used to cheat by pounding on some keys and effectively freezing my brother’s inputs). There are some vital inputs that the game fail to accept… most of the 3 key combinations on the default control would have you miss one or two keys, and four key inputs are simply impossible. You can, of course, arrange the timing lightly so that some keystrokes come immediately after the other and still score perfect on all keys (since the grading is quite lenient), but in more difficult songs I’m just a little too preoccupied to remember which combination won’t register.

Some instances compounds the problem. O2Jam has hold keys that are similar to the ones in KeyboardMania, and when a key is held down you’re bound to miss some of the other keys. So long story short, this game will probably have to sell a special controller in order for it to work properly for the PC… and judging from the size of the company and all, it’s probably not gonna happen.

Oh well. It’s been a great distraction… but it’ll be staying as a mere distraction. Too bad, I was thinking about actually paying in the future too =_=

O2 Jam Werks >.<

Fun~ Join meeeeh~

Instructions:

1. go to http://o2jam.e-games.com.my/ and download the game, install it.
2. on the same page, join and register your account.
3. send a e-mail to enquiry@e-games.com.my and whine about a billing error in the game
4. wait for the staff to reply with a beta CD key and password.
5. follow e-mail instruction to put in your beta CD key and password (it’s called an e-card in the billing page)
6. open up IE (Mozilla Firebird doesn’t work) and go to http://www.e-games.com.my/o2jam.asp. You should be asked to install an ActiveX plugin. Do it.
7. Click the big, red play button, or better yet, log in before hittin the big, red play button.
8. Either way, after you log in and start the game, you’ll see the patch screen; get the patch, start the game ^.^

Quick Start:

1. There’s only one planet, enter it
2. Start a solo room, select song, song difficulty is the number next to song names.
3. Start playing ^___^. Controls are: S,D,F left 3 keys, J,K,L right 3 keys, Space for the orange slot.
4. Ask me to play with yuu =^__^=

Stuff Done

Finally, stuff got done.

In celebration of that, I went back and do the “Chibi Gambit with Gun picture” that George suggested. I can’t do really out of porportion chibi, so this is as far as it can go. Ur, have fun. Or something.

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Today’s Topic: The Retribution Of Being Game-Deprived Is Like Having Ten Thousand Killer Bees Stinging Your Ass Until You Touch The Controller Again

Yes, I have finally succumed from my work and played games non-stop like what I wanted to do this winter break. I am weak. A total of two days had been spent non stop finally finishing Fallout 2, this time having leveled my characters properly and selected the correct teammates as to squash the final boss like a bug in 5 combat rounds (no kidding, last time I tried I died in 2). It would be fun to just aimlessly keep playing and squash random monsters like bugs, but…

My brother just came back from Hong Kong with a heap of games worthy for a king’s bounty. This includes both domestic (Read: US) games and the ones from Taiwan that we withheld from getting for months, years in some cases. A sensory overload basically caused me to break down completely, and now I’m just in a cesspool of gaming pleasures switching from one game to another on an hourly basis, and now I’m just sick from overdose and want to vomit and sleep but can’t do either.

Never will I again subject myself to personal favors under any circumstances. Looks like I’m just not built for it.

I cannot spare 10 seconds to pump crack into my veins.

Yes, a new year. Sorry, no cute pictures… I can’t even manage to draw a chibi Gambit, and I don’t want to reuse old stuff from previous years. I’m sure nobody would miss my pictures. Yup yup.

As for the topic, I’ve been in the middle of a very conflicting schedule for the last few days. After installing a new video card I’ve decided to pull out some old stuff to see the improvement, which isn’t much, because the older games does not know how to utilize the hardware. However, I’ve found my self back and addicted to a multitude of games: Tactical Ops, a Counter-Strike like mod using the unreal engine; Morrowind, the game where you stare at the screen for hours while walking from town to town

(now with pixel shading, the water surface is reflective. Beyond reflective, actually, it’s enviroment mapping with curved surfaces, something we were trying to pick up during our graphics design class. It brings tears to my eyes again to see water… reflect… the sky… in real time. Words cannot describe the kind of joy I feel.)

; Return to Castle Wolfenstein : Enemy Territory, which I had been playing for quite awhile, and Fallout 2… again… because last time I got all the way to the final boss and couldn’t beat him because I was using half diplomatic approach and half gun toting and I didn’t level my character properly.

Oh, on top of that, I’ve been commissioned by multiple sources to work on drawings. Lots and lots of drawings, small ones, big ones, some as big as your head (no kidding… I mean, right behind me are two foam boards, 40″x60″, and I’m suppose to draw stuff on it)… and yes, if you really want to know, I’m still horribly behind schedule, having some of my time just sitting around trying to resist spending another day playing Fallout 2.

So far, I think I have spent more hours working this vacation than the time I spent studying and doing homework for the entire previous fall quarter. Yeah, it’s that much work.

Ta.